Observed But Not Really

Marlene

friends secretly think she only skims the weekly book.

Marla

sometimes, Marla throws biodegradable garbage out the window.

Oliver

collects vintage radios. has exactly 391 of them. still does daily inventory.

Paula

would find this aisle blindfolded, yet nobody would be able to tell.

Hans

I can't remember what's special about Hans. he's a quiet one.

Gerard

perpetually late. acts like you're early.

Michael

britney's toxic on repeat for 20 minutes straight, and it still slaps HARD.

Gerti

still undefeated in the category best hair of the year. meticulous as usual.

Reinhard

still unsure if Reinhard and pumuckl are laughing about the same thing but the thought of it calms me.

Heinz & Ingrid

he can't stop thinking about lemon tarts, and how much his feet hurt. she knows he wants the chair. but those delicious looking raspberry mini cakes with white chocolate ganache are going fast.

Walter

his paws are tired. he's been standing all day.

Gretchen

"1 2 3 5 7 8 9, so 4 and 6. correct. just like 30 seconds ago."

Helmut & Roberta

Helmut, who doesn't think about his dummy anymore and Roberta who's still in love with that highschool-boy.

Liberty

practicing her oscar acceptance speech once again. he's not in it.

Iggy

mjam. beep click

Jessy

like totally forgot the milk again after being in line for what seems like literally an eternity.

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a sick-of-shopping shopping cart.

Debbie

evaluating escape routes: a rheuma flare-up, a headache, or a crochet emergency.

Bob & Bob jr

one day little bob will lose his love for balloons, and instantly look exactly like old bob.

Tatjana

she could have definitely chosen a more optimal location for her refreshment stand, but she likes it quiet and gray. there's on average one lost tourist and a few guys in suits every day. and those pay really well if you start trauma dumping.